Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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Palm Readers Are Freaking Out! What Does That ‘M’ Mean for You?
Have you ever looked at your palms and wondered what all those lines mean?
If you ask a palm reader, they will tell you that each line has its own special meaning. If you have lines that connect to form the letter M, you are part of a small group of less than 2% of people, including famous names like Meghan Markle, Hillary Clinton, and Robert De Niro. These individuals are believed to have unique qualities that set them apart.
Keep reading to find out what this M shape means on your palm!
Like fingerprints, the lines on your palms are unique to you. No one else has the same patterns. These lines are thought to give hints about your personality and potential life experiences.
Palmistry is an ancient practice where people interpret the lines, shapes, and features of hands, especially the palms. It is considered more of an art than a science. The lines do not predict the future, but they can provide insights into the quality of your life.
Here are the major lines and what they mean:
– **Heart Line:** This line shows your emotional health and relationships. Its shape can reveal how you feel about love and intimacy.
– **Head Line:** This line represents your thinking and decision-making. The length and curve can show whether you are more analytical or creative.
– **Life Line:** Many people think this line shows how long you will live, but it actually reflects your vitality and life experiences. It curves around the base of your thumb.
– **Fate Line:** This line indicates your life path, career, and destiny. A strong fate line may mean you have a clear purpose, while a faint or missing line might suggest you are flexible in your life choices.
– **Sun Line:** This line is linked to fame, creativity, and success. A clear sun line can suggest you will gain recognition for your talents.
If the heart and head lines come together to form an M shape, palm readers believe it shows that you are very gifted and special.
In palmistry, an M shape on your palm shows that you have special intuition, insight, and the potential to be a leader.
This marking is also called the Simian line. It is seen as a sign of a strong personality and suggests that a person can overcome challenges with determination.
People with an M shape tend to be good judges of character, like human lie detectors who can easily spot someone who is being dishonest.
Only 1 to 2% of the population has this unique marking on their palms.
Here’s what it means if you have the Simian line on your hand:
– **Intuition and Insight:** People with an M shape are believed to have strong intuitive abilities. They may be good at reading situations and understanding people.
– **Leadership Qualities:** This marking can suggest that someone has a natural ability to lead and inspire others.
– **Balanced Personality:** It might indicate a balance between intellect (head line) and emotions (heart line). This balance allows for thoughtful decision-making.
– **Potential for Success:** Many palmists believe that having an M shape is a sign of potential success in different areas of life, including careers and relationships.
It’s also important to note that the M shape should appear on your non-dominant hand, which is the hand you don’t use for tasks like writing. For right-handed people, this means the lines on your left hand can indicate positive traits and gifts. If the lines appear on your dominant hand, it may not have the same meaning.
Gary Markwick, a palm reader, explained that people with Simian lines are “quite highly sensitive.” He added, “They’re very focused and determined to get what they want. But sometimes they can have tunnel vision, not noticing what is happening around them or who is nearby.”
Next, speaking about Meghan Markle, who has an M shape on both of her hands, Markwick said, “Some people just have a touch of that line, but Meghan has a Simian line on each hand…so it’s a double whammy. She could do great things.”
The Duchess of Sussex has many achievements. She is an actor, an author, and an advocate for social justice. She also co-founded Archewell with her husband, Prince Harry.
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