A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”. The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!” Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”. A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ”Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
Candace Owens Shares Big Personal News With Her Followers – Read It Here
Conservative commentator Candace Owens announced on Tuesday that she is pregnant with her second chiId. Owens made the announcement on social media with photos of her family and captioned the post with lyrics to a Jordan Davis song titled “Buy Dirt.”
Do what you Iove and call it work, Throw a little money in the plate at church, Send your prayers up and your roots down deep, And add a few limbs to your family tree, the lyrics read.
Owens rounded out her post with the hashtags #FamilyofFour and #July2022. Owens made headlines this week when she also slammed Dwayne Johnson, aIso known as The Rock, for walking back his support for podcast host Joe Rogan.
The Rock initially stated he supported Rogan amid a push from leftists to have him removed from Spotify, but he changed his mind when oId videos went viral of Rogan using the N-Word. Following the tweet, Owens called out Johnson and other celebrities who decided to take back their support of Rogan.
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