So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
WATCH : This Unusual Dance Routine by Two Girls Had the Entire Crowd On Their Feet from the Moment They Turned Around!
You would be incorrect to initially underestimate this dance routine’s mesmerizing power.
Irish dances like clogging, which are usually rather stunning, are characterized by their complex footwork and little upper body movement.
The routine shown in this video, however, gives the conventional approach a novel and thrilling twist.
This exciting clogging duet, performed by Madison and Morgan, was the highlight of the 2013 Clogging Champions of America – Showdown of Champions in Knoxville, Tennessee. Set to the lively track “Hit the Ground Runnin’” by Keith Urban, their performance departs from the traditional Irish music typically connected with clogging.
Madison and Morgan, dressed in white pants, clog shoes, and plaid shirts, break stereotypes from the very beginning.
The crowd roars with excitement as the two take the stage with their backs to the spectators, creating a thrilling atmosphere for their performance.
When the music starts, you can feel the excitement rising as Madison and Morgan whirl around quickly, beaming with joy. The pair is launched into motion by their coordinated footwork, hand-holding, and elegant spins.
The girls combine classic clogging techniques with contemporary flair throughout the routine, including stage circles, high kicks, and even an amazing high jump. Every motion in their dance is precisely timed, and it is flawlessly performed.
Madison and Morgan give the traditional dance style a modern twist by including upper body arm and hand moves that give the routine a lively, fun feel. A riveting performance that captivates audiences is created by fusing classic and modern components.
Viewers were astounded by the smooth transitions and deft footwork, and many expressed their amazement in the comments area. Some lauded clogging’s exuberance, while others got into a heated argument on how to categorize it.
Despite dissenting views, one commenter highlighted the rich cultural history of clogging and how it developed into a contemporary Irish-American dance form. Another confirmed the routine’s legitimacy by recognizing the classic steps mixed with modern components and drawing from their own expertise teaching clogging.
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