Who brings their parents to a first date? My boyfriend from a dating app did. But what really got me was the list of OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS his parents brought with them. I knew I’d have to outwit them… but on my own terms.
When I virtually met Jacob on a dating site several months ago, we hit it off instantly. The connection felt real — the kind that makes your heart skip a beat when you see a new message notification. I grew to think that he was “the one,” but then when we actually met… well, let’s just say reality has a way of shattering our perfectly crafted illusions.
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Three months of late-night texts and hour-long video calls had built up to this moment. Jacob wasn’t just another match; he was different.
While most guys led with cheesy pickup lines or bland “hey” messages, he had caught my attention with a detailed comment about my profile photo taken at Comic-Con.
“Is that a handmade Scarlet Witch costume?” he’d written. “The detail work is incredible!”
From there, our conversations flowed naturally. He listened, really listened, when I talked about my work as a graphic designer and my dreams of starting my own studio.
A woman using a computer | Source: Midjourney
He shared my love for true crime podcasts and could quote every episode of my favorite shows by heart. When I mentioned my sister’s battle with depression, he opened up about his own experiences with anxiety.
“I feel like I can tell you anything,” he’d said during one of our video calls, his warm brown eyes crinkling at the corners. “I’ve never connected with someone like this before.”
“Me neither,” I’d admitted, feeling my cheeks flush. “Sometimes I worry this is too good to be true.”
He’d laughed then, running a hand through his dark hair. “I can’t wait to finally meet you in person. Friday at Coffee Beanz? 7 p.m.?”
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“It’s a date! Finally!” I’d chirped, unable to contain my excitement.
“See you on Friday!” He said as I hung up, blushing.
I spent the entire week planning my outfit, finally settling on a gorgeous dress that my best friend Sarah insisted brought out my eyes.
“He won’t know what hit him,” she’d said, helping me style my hair.
Friday evening found me standing outside Coffee Beanz, smoothing down my dress for the hundredth time. Through the window, I could see couples enjoying their meals, soft candlelight flickering across their faces.
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My hands were shaking slightly as I pushed open the heavy wooden door, the warm aroma of garlic and fresh bread enveloping me. My eyes nervously darted around in search of Jacob.
“Lia! Over here!”
I turned toward Jacob’s familiar voice, my practiced smile freezing on my face. There he sat, but not ALONE.
An older couple sat beside him, their faces beaming with smiles. My heart, which had been filled with excitement all day, sank to my stomach.
“Hey… um, hi, what’s going on?” I managed, my brain struggling to process the scene before me.
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Jacob stood up, his bright smile unchanged as if this was completely normal. “Lia, I’m so excited to finally meet you! These are my parents, Linda and Patrick!”
Linda, a petite woman with perfectly coiffed gray hair and gold earrings that probably cost more than my monthly rent, gave me a practiced smile that didn’t reach her eyes. Patrick, sporting a dress shirt that seemed a size too small for his frame, barely looked up from his menu.
“Sit down, girl,” Linda patted the chair next to her, not next to Jacob. “While we wait for our appetizers, I have a few questions for you.”
An older lady smiling | Source: Midjourney
I sank into the chair, still trying to make sense of this ambush. The waiter appeared with water glasses, and I found myself wishing it was something stronger.
That’s when Linda pulled out a crisp sheet of paper from her designer handbag.
“Now then,” she cleared her throat, clicking her gold-plated pen. “I’ve prepared a brief questionnaire to help us get to know you better. I want you to fill it out.”
Sheets of paper on a table | Source: Pexels
My eyes scanned the paper she placed before me, each question worse than the last:
1. What is your current annual income and five-year career projection?
2. Please list any medical conditions, including a family history of genetic disorders.
3. How many romantic partners have you had, and what were the reasons for those relationships ending?
4. Do you own or lease your vehicle? What is your credit score?
5. Are you willing to sign a prenuptial agreement?
6. Do you plan to work after having children? If so, who will provide childcare?
7. What is your stance on living with in-laws?
8. Are you willing to host special occasions like Thanksgiving & Christmas every year without expecting a penny from your partner?
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The questions went on and on like a never-ending train carriage. My water glass stopped halfway to my mouth. “I’m sorry, but is this for real?”
“Of course it is, dear,” Linda replied, her tone suggesting I was being deliberately difficult. “Our family has certain standards to maintain. We need to ensure any potential partners for our Jacob are… suitable.”
My eyes darted to Jacob, waiting for him to jump in, to say this was all a joke. But he just sat there, examining his napkin as if it held the secrets of the universe.
A man sitting casually | Source: Midjourney
Something snapped inside me. Three months of building this connection, sharing hopes and fears, only to be treated like a job applicant? No. This called for a different approach.
“Would you excuse me for just a moment?” I smiled sweetly. “Ladies’ room.”
Instead of heading to the restroom, I ducked into the convenience store next door. Five minutes later, I returned with my own notebook and pen.
“Before I answer your questions,” I said, sitting down with renewed confidence, “I have a few of my own.”
A woman holding a piece of paper | Source: Pexels
Linda’s perfectly plucked eyebrows shot up in surprise as I placed the paper with my questions on the table. She picked it up and began reading loudly, her face speaking volumes of her anger.
“Question one: At what point did you realize your son wasn’t capable of choosing his own partner?”
Patricks’s face reddened. Jacob finally looked up from his napkin.
“Question two: How many women have actually completed your interrogation process? Or do most run screaming before the credit check?”
“This is completely inappropriate!” Linda’s voice pitched higher as she continued to read.
A furious older woman with a man | Source: Midjourney
“Question three: Do you also inspect their teeth like show horses, or is that saved for the second date?”
“Question four: When Jacob moves out of your basement, will you be requiring his future wife to submit weekly progress reports?”
“Question five: Have you considered therapy for your control issues, or is that too personal a question?”
“That’s enough!” Jacob slammed his hand on the table, making the silverware jump. “You have no right to disrespect my family like this!”
An angry man | Source: Midjourney
I leaned back, crossing my arms. “Oh, but they have every right to treat me like I’m applying for a position at the FBI?”
“My parents are just looking out for me,” he protested, his voice weak. “They want what’s best— “
“No, Jacob. What’s best for you would be growing a backbone and living your own life.”
Linda and Patrick were already gathering their things, faces flushed with indignation. Linda’s hands shook as she stuffed her questionnaire back into her bag.
“We’re leaving,” she announced. “Jacob, come on. She’s not the one for you.”
“Wait!” I called out, loud enough for nearby tables to turn. “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
Side shot of a woman | Source: Midjourney
They paused. “WHAT??”
“Waiter, these people are trying to leave without paying their bill!” I announced loudly, waving to the waiter. “Guess running out on checks is another proud family tradition!”
The restaurant had gone quiet. Linda’s hands shook as she pulled out her credit card, practically throwing it at the waiter. I stood up, smoothing my dress once again.
“Well, this has been entertaining. I’ll cover my water.” I placed a five-dollar bill on the table and turned to Jacob.
“Good luck finding someone who meets your family’s rigorous standards. Although, you might want to try job recruitment sites instead of dating apps. I hear they provide detailed background checks and references.”
A woman laughing | Source: Midjourney
As I walked out into the cool evening air, my phone buzzed with a message from Jacob, “You didn’t have to be so cruel. My parents were just looking out for me.”
I typed back, “Just looking out for myself, mama’s boy. Goodbye!”
Later that night, Sarah called to hear about the date. After I finished telling her everything, she was quiet for a moment.
“You know what?” she finally said. “I bet Linda has a spreadsheet ranking all of Jacob’s potential wives.”
We both burst out laughing, and I felt the last of my disappointment melt away. Dodged a bullet? Absolutely. And I’ve never been so grateful for a red flag wrapped in a questionnaire.
A woman walking away | Source: Midjourney
This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided “as is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
My Daughter, 5, Brought Me a Picture from Her Dad’s Suitcase, but When I Saw It, I Fainted
My Daughter, 5, Brought Me a Picture from Her Dad’s Suitcase, but When I Saw It, I Fainted
When Emma found a mysterious ultrasound in her dad’s bag, it unveiled a secret that would shatter her mother’s world, leading to a dinner revelation that changed the fabric of their family life forever.
As the front door creaked open, the familiar silhouette of my husband, Jack, filled the entryway. He looked worn from his travels, his shoulders sagging under the weight of exhaustion, yet there was a faint relief in his eyes as he stepped into the familiarity of our home.
Jack returning home | Source: Midjourney
The chaos of his return was evident in the disarray of suitcases, briefcases, and various items spilled by the doorway, a jumbled testament to his recent business trip. His coat dangled precariously from one suitcase, while a tangle of charging cables peeked out from another, each object telling a silent story of his hurried transitions between airports and meetings.
Jack and Emma together by the suitcases | Source: Midjourney
In the midst of this scattered landscape, our daughter Emma’s bright eyes sparkled with the uncontainable excitement that only a child’s innocence can hold. At four years old, her world was one of wonder and discovery.
Emma playing with the suitcase | Source: Midjourney
The return of her father was an event marked by the joyous anticipation of stories and perhaps a hidden treasure from his travels. Her small, delicate hands often explored the world around her, seeking out new mysteries to unravel, her curiosity as boundless as the sky.
Jack unpacks his suitcase with Emma by his side | Source: Midjourney
Emma’s playful laughter echoed through the house as she darted between the suitcases, her tiny feet barely making a sound on the soft carpet. Her blonde curls bounced with each step, a lively contrast to the stillness of Jack’s weary demeanor. She was the heartbeat of our home, filling each corner with light and life, her presence a constant reminder of the love that had once been the foundation of our family.
Emma playing | Source: Midjourney
As I watched her, a mix of affection and apprehension stirred within me. Emma’s innocence shielded her from the complexities of adult emotions and the unspoken tensions that had crept into our marriage. Yet, in her unguarded joy and exploration, she was about to stumble upon a secret that would unravel the carefully maintained facade of our family life.
Mary watching her daughter warily | Source: Midjourney
The stage was set in the most ordinary of scenes: a tired husband returning home, the chaotic remnants of his journey littering our entrance, and our daughter, the embodiment of childlike wonder, innocently navigating through the clutter.
Little did we know that this ordinary day was about to take an extraordinary turn, revealing truths hidden just beneath the surface of our daily lives, truths that would challenge the very foundation of what we had built together.
Mary unknowing of the storm that was coming | Source: Midjourney
Then, amidst the jumble of business paraphernalia and souvenirs, Emma’s hand closed around something unexpected. Her eyes widened, a gleam of triumph and curiosity dancing within them as she pulled out a slender piece of paper.
“Mommy, you’ll never guess what I found!” she exclaimed, her voice a mixture of wonder and mischief, as she approached me with a secretive delight, holding her find behind her back.
Emma approaching Mary | Source: Midjourney
As she stood before me, her small hands revealed the object of her discovery—an ultrasound image. The black and white picture was stark against her tiny, pale fingers. It depicted a tiny, unborn child, its features barely discernible yet unmistakably human. Below the image, a caption read, “Hi Daddy, I’m coming soon. T ,” a message that felt like a cold blade slicing through the warm fabric of our family life.
Ultrasound photo | Source: Pexels
My heart plummeted into an abyss of shock and disbelief. The room seemed to tilt and sway as I took in the image, every line and curve of the ultrasound burning itself into my memory. The date stamped on it was just last week, a time when Jack was supposedly engulfed in meetings and corporate dealings. The reality of what I was seeing clashed violently with the world I thought I knew.
Shocked Mary | Source: Midjourney
A torrent of emotions crashed over me like a relentless wave. Betrayal, confusion, and a piercing sadness intertwined, forming a choking knot in my throat. My mind raced, trying to piece together the fragmented truths and half-lies that had colored our recent conversations about his trip. The implications of this ultrasound image were clear, yet my heart rebelled against accepting them.
Mary holds Emma trying to process the photo | Source: Midjourney
Emma, oblivious to the storm of emotions her discovery had unleashed, looked up at me with eyes full of innocence and expectation, waiting for my reaction. Her face, usually a source of joy and comfort, now mirrored the image of an unfamiliar reality that I was not prepared to face. In that moment, our lives, entwined in love and daily routines, seemed to fracture, revealing a hidden layer of deception that threatened to engulf everything we held dear.
Emma looking up at her upset mom | Source: Midjourney
In the solitude of our bedroom, I sat with the ultrasound image clutched in trembling hands, a tempest of hurt and anger swirling within me. My mind was a battlefield, torn between an immediate confrontation with Jack and the gnawing need to craft a plan that would unveil the true extent of his deceit. The urgency to scream and shatter the facade of normalcy was overwhelming, yet a part of me craved a more calculated approach, a way to gauge the depth of his betrayal.
Mary deep in thought | Source: Midjourney
The image of Emma’s innocent face, juxtaposed against the stark reality of the ultrasound, fueled my resolve. I needed to know if there was any remorse in Jack, any sliver of the man I once loved, or if that, too, had been a mirage. With a heavy heart, I decided on a plan that would expose the truth of his loyalty and truthfulness.
Mary formulating her plan | Source: Midjourney
I returned the original ultrasound to where Emma had found it, ensuring it lay amidst Jack’s belongings, a silent sentinel waiting for its moment. Then, with a resolve that felt both empowering and devastating, I crafted a counterfeit scene, one that would mirror the revelation Emma stumbled upon, but with a twist. I printed a fake ultrasound image, mimicking the one Emma found, but with my initial, crafting a narrative that would force Jack into the open.
Mary thinking about her daughter | Source: Midjourney
The evening was set, the table adorned with candles and the aroma of a carefully prepared meal wafting through the air, creating an ambiance of deceptive normalcy. As Jack walked in, his face lit up with a smile, anticipating a romantic reunion, oblivious to the storm brewing beneath the surface.
Mary setting the table | Source: Midjourney
The tension in my chest mounted as dinner progressed, each course a step closer to the impending climax. Finally, with a feigned tenderness, I presented the fake ultrasound, mirroring the words, “Dear, soon there will be four of us.” The air thickened as the words hung between us, a baited trap awaiting its prey.
Mary preparing to reveal the news | Source: Midjourney
Jack’s initial expression of joy and surprise morphed into one of utter confusion and then horror as the reality of the situation dawned on him. His face crumbled, tears welling up in his eyes as he stammered, “Dear, you know everything, it was a mistake. I don’t love her. I’ll stay with you and we’ll raise our newborn together.”
Stunned Jack | Source: Midjourney
His words, steeped in desperation and guilt, were meant to be an appeal for mercy, but they only served to cement the painful truth of his infidelity and the fragility of our shared past.
As Jack’s confession spilled out, a bitter symphony of words that sought absolution, my world was irrevocably altered. His tears, once a symbol of our shared joys and sorrows, now flowed from a well of deceit.
Jack with tears in his eyes | Source: Midjourney
My heart, once a haven of love and trust, was now a fortress of betrayal and anger. His pleas for forgiveness, his claims of a solitary mistake, echoed hollowly in the chasm between us.
“I didn’t mean for this to happen, it was just a moment of weakness,” Jack implored, his voice breaking under the weight of his own words.
Jack trying to convince Mary | Source: Midjourney
“A moment of weakness?” I countered, my voice steady despite the storm raging inside. “Is that what you call it? A moment that shatters years of trust, that disregards the very foundation of our family?”
He reached out, seeking the comfort of a touch that had once soothed and united us, but I recoiled, the distance between us now more than just physical. “I thought we were past the hurdles, Jack. That we were strong enough to face anything together. But this?” I gestured to the fake ultrasound still clutched in his trembling hands, “This is a hurdle too high, a breach too deep.”
Mary angry with Jack | Source: Midjourney
His attempts to justify his actions, to paint them as fleeting lapses, only served to deepen my resolve. The man before me, wreathed in remorse and desperation, was a stranger, his once-familiar features marred by the shadows of lies and irresponsibility.
As the reality of his betrayal fully settled in, the finality of my decision took root. “I can’t forgive this, Jack,” I stated, the clarity of my conviction piercing the fog of emotional turmoil. “Our marriage, our family, was built on trust and respect, and you’ve shattered both.”
Mary breaking up with Jack | Source: Midjourney
The room was heavy with the unspoken, with the remnants of a life we would no longer share. I stood, gathering the fragments of my dignity and resolve, preparing to navigate the ruins of our shared past and the uncertainty of my future with Emma.
In the silence that followed, I packed the essentials, each item a piece of the life I was leaving behind, a life marred by betrayal but not defined by it. Emma, still untouched by the harsh realities of adult complexities, remained my beacon of hope, her innocence a reminder of the pure love that still resided within me.
Mary leaving the house with Emma | Source: Midjourney
As I closed the door behind me, the finality of the act was a solemn testament to the end of our marital bond. Ahead lay a path of healing and rediscovery, for both myself and Emma, a journey towards a future built on the solid ground of integrity and responsibility.
This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided “as is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
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