King Charles and Queen Camilla have a happy marriage, but there’s one hobby they get really competitive about, according to Camilla’s son, Tom Parker Bowles. In his new cookbook, Cooking and the Crown, which features royal-inspired recipes, Tom shared that the couple loves collecting mushrooms and are very competitive about who finds the most. King Charles has enjoyed this hobby for years, and now it’s something they both take seriously! Tom revealed this while introducing his recipe for fresh pappardelle with porcini mushrooms.
Tom wrote that King Charles and Queen Camilla are “obsessed” with collecting wild mushrooms and are very competitive about how much they find. He also praised King Charles for his eco-friendly approach to food, calling him a “true food hero.” According to Tom, the King knows a lot about rare types of cattle, old varieties of plums and apples, the benefits of mutton, wild mushrooms, and even the strong appeal of smelly cheese!
Every monarch has their own favorite foods and habits, and King Charles is known for his passion for sustainable, eco-friendly farming. He’s been focused on this long before it became popular, and his advice is very valuable because of how much he knows.
Tom, a food critic who grew up with Queen Camilla and her ex-husband Andrew Parker Bowles, recently shared that Camilla was strict about food when he was a child, making sure he followed a healthy diet.
In an interview, Tom shared that he grew up eating food that was local, seasonal, and organic, long before those terms became popular. His mother, Queen Camilla, would shop at small, local stores like the butcher, fishmonger, bakery, and greengrocer. Although Tom liked some processed foods, they were rare in his home. He also said his mother, who he praised as a “good cook,” kept a close eye on what they were allowed to eat.
Tom joked that when a Sainsbury’s supermarket opened in Chippenham in the early ’80s, it felt like everything changed from black-and-white to full color, just like in The Wizard of Oz. Suddenly, there were exciting foods like Ice Magic, Birds Eye Chicken Pies, Butterscotch Angel Delight, and big packs of Monster Munch. He and his siblings wanted to try it all, but his mother, Queen Camilla, was still pretty strict about what they could eat.
All My Left Socks Started Disappearing – When I Found Out Why, My Heart Stopped
Dennis, a single dad still mourning his wife, is baffled when one sock from all his pairs mysteriously starts vanishing. Frustrated and desperate for answers, he sets up a nanny cam. What he discovers sets him on a heart-pounding journey through his quiet neighborhood.
I know what you’re thinking: who makes a big deal about missing socks, right? Trust me, if you’d been in my shoes (pun absolutely intended), you would’ve done the same thing.
Shoes and socks on a man’s feet | Source: Pexels
Because when you’re a single dad trying to keep it together, sometimes the smallest things can drive you completely up the wall.
It started with just one sock. A plain black one, nothing special. I assumed it got eaten by the dryer, like socks tend to do.
But then another disappeared the next week. And another.
I don’t know about you, but after the fifth missing sock, even the most rational person would start getting suspicious.
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“Dylan?” I called out one morning, rifling through the laundry basket for what felt like the hundredth time. “Have you seen my other gray sock?”
My seven-year-old son barely looked up from his cereal. “No, Dad. Maybe it’s playing hide and seek?”
Something in his voice made me pause. Dylan had always been a terrible liar, just like his mother was. Sarah could never keep a straight face when trying to surprise me, and Dylan had inherited that same tell — a slight quiver in his voice that gave everything away.
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“Are you sure about that, buddy?” I pressed, studying his face.
He shrugged, suddenly very interested in his Cheerios. “Maybe check under the couch?”
I did check under the couch, and everywhere else. Behind the washing machine. In every drawer, basket, and bin in our house. I found $5 in spare change and some missing Lego blocks, but no socks.
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The mystery of the vanishing socks was driving me crazy. I even started marking pairs with little dots to make sure I wasn’t imagining things.
You’re probably wondering why I didn’t just buy new socks. Maybe that would have been the sensible thing to do, but most of the missing socks were novelty socks my wife had given me.
I tried wearing my smiling banana sock with the dancing cat sock, but it just didn’t work. Call me sentimental, but the thought of never being able to wear the silly socks my wife gave me again hurt my heart.
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“This is ridiculous,” I muttered to myself one evening, staring at a pile of perfectly good socks without matches.
That’s when I remembered the old nanny cam we’d used when Dylan was a baby. It took some digging, but I found it in the garage, buried under a box of Sarah’s old things.
My heart clenched a bit when I saw her handwriting on the box (“Baby’s First Year”). Funny how grief sneaks up on you in the smallest moments, isn’t it? But I had a sock thief to catch, and I wasn’t about to let memories derail my investigation.
A man searching through boxes stored in a garage | Source: Midjourney
Setting up the camera in the laundry room felt silly, but I was beyond caring. I deliberately hung up three pairs of freshly washed socks and waited.
The things we do as parents, I swear. If someone had told me five years ago, I’d be setting up surveillance to catch a sock thief, I would’ve laughed them out of the room.
The next morning, I nearly spilled my coffee in my rush to check the footage. What I saw made my jaw drop. There was Dylan, tiptoeing into the laundry room well before sunrise, handpicking one sock from each pair and stuffing them into his backpack.
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“What in the world?” I whispered to myself.
Now, here’s where I had to make a decision. The rational thing would have been to confront Dylan right there and then. But something held me back.
Maybe it was curiosity, maybe it was instinct, but I wanted to see where this weird sock saga would lead.
I set a trap for my sock-stealing son so I could discover what he was doing with all my socks.
A determined man sitting in his kitchen | Source: Midjourney
I hung more clean socks in the laundry room and kept a close eye on the nanny cam. I watched Dylan take the socks, but when he left the house, I followed him.
My heart raced as I tailed him at a distance, trying to stay inconspicuous. He turned onto Oak Street, a road I usually avoided because of the abandoned houses. Except, apparently, they weren’t all abandoned.
You know that moment in horror movies where everyone’s screaming at the screen, telling the character not to go into the creepy house? That’s exactly how I felt watching Dylan walk right up to the most decrepit one on the block and knock on the door.
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And when it opened, and he went inside? Well, let’s just say my Dad instincts went into overdrive.
“Oh heck no,” I muttered.
Every stranger danger warning bell in my head was ringing as I ran up the cracked walkway and burst through the door without thinking.
Not my proudest moment of rational decision-making, I’ll admit, but what would you have done?
A man’s hand pressing against a weathered front door | Source: Midjourney
I stopped dead in my tracks.
The scene before me was nothing like I’d feared. An elderly man sat in a wheelchair by the window, wrapped in a worn blanket. Dylan stood in front of him, holding out a familiar-looking bag.
“I brought you some new socks,” my son said softly. “The blue ones have little anchors on them. I thought you might like those since you said you were in the Navy.”
The old man’s weathered face cracked into a smile. “Army actually, son. But I do like anchors.”
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I must have made some sort of sound because they both turned to look at me. Dylan’s eyes went wide.
“Dad! I can explain!”
The old man wheeled himself around. “You must be Dennis. I’m Frank. Your boy here has been keeping my foot warm for the past month.”
He smiled as he lifted the blanket, revealing that he had only one leg. Now, the one missing sock from each pair made sense!
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“He’s been keeping me well-supplied with apples, too,” Frank added. “And I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it. I’m a retired army vet and I’ve been alone here for a while. I watch the kids walking to school and back every day, but your boy is the first one to show me kindness.”
“We all saw him at the window,” Dylan blurted out. “Tommy and Melody said he was a scary ghost, but I knew they were lying. He’s just lonely and cold, and Mom always said that new socks make people feel better, remember? She’d buy us funny socks whenever we were sad.”
An emotional boy speaking to someone | Source: Midjourney
You know those moments that just knock the wind right out of you? This was one of them. Whenever one of us had a bad day, Sarah would come home with the most ridiculous socks she could find.
“Because life’s too short for boring socks,” she’d always say.
Frank cleared his throat. “Dylan’s been visiting me every day since then. First company I’ve had in years, if I’m being honest. My own kids left the country years ago. They send me money sometimes, but don’t visit much.”
A sad man in a wheelchair | Source: Midjourney
“I know I should have asked first, but I was worried you’d tell me I couldn’t see him because he’s a stranger.” Dylan said, looking at his shoes. “I’m sorry I took your socks, Dad.”
I crossed the room in three steps and pulled my son into a hug.
“Don’t apologize,” I whispered, my voice rough. “Your mom would be so proud of you. I’m proud of you.”
A man speaking to his son | Source: Midjourney
“He’s a good boy,” Frank said quietly. “Reminds me of my Jamie at that age. Always thinking of others.”
The next day, I took Dylan shopping. We bought out half the fun sock section at Target — wild patterns, crazy colors, the works.
I mean, if you’re going to be a sock fairy, you might as well do it right, wouldn’t you say? Dylan’s face lit up when I told him we could deliver them together.
A man and his son leaving a store | Source: Midjourney
Now, we visit Frank regularly. I help him with home repairs he can’t manage anymore, and Dylan regales him with stories about school.
Sometimes we bring him dinner along with the socks, and he tells Dylan war stories that somehow always end up being about kindness in unexpected places.
My sock drawer is still ridiculously full of single socks, but I don’t mind anymore. Every missing sock is a reminder that sometimes the biggest hearts come in the smallest packages, and that my seven-year-old son might understand more about healing broken hearts than I ever did.
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You know what’s funny? Sometimes I look at those mismatched socks and think about how life works in mysterious ways.
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