A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
They Adopted A Pit Bull From An Animal Shelter, But What The Dog Did One Day They Were Shocked
In a quaint Minnesota town, a family’s journey took an unexpected turn when they welcomed Joy, a pit bull mix, into their fold from a local animal shelter two years ago. Little did they know, Joy would soon become more than just a pet; she would emerge as a guardian angel for their two children, Emilly, 6, and Jonas, 10.
The bond between the kids and Joy was instantaneous and unbreakable. Days were spent in joyous companionship, with playful romps, leisurely strolls, and even shared bedtime stories. But it was the special connection between Jonas and Joy that truly warmed the heart.
One fateful evening, as the family basked in the tranquility of their backyard, a sudden commotion upstairs jolted them from their reverie. Jonas’s mother, sensing something amiss, hurriedly made her way to investigate, her heart racing with apprehension.
What she discovered in the bathroom sent shivers down her spine. Jonas lay unconscious in the tub, perilously close to slipping into the water. And there, amidst the chaos, was Joy, frantically barking and tugging at Jonas’s hair and hands, her instincts kicking into overdrive.
In a moment of sheer terror, Jonas’s mother realized that Joy was not the cause of distress but rather the beacon of hope in their darkest hour. With trembling hands, she dialed 911, and within moments, paramedics were on the scene, whisking Jonas away to safety.
It was Joy’s unwavering determination and quick thinking that saved Jonas’s life that night. Gratitude overflowed in the family’s hearts as they reflected on the miraculous turn of events. “Without Joy, I shudder to think what might have happened”, Jonas’s mother remarked tearfully. “Her heroism knows no bounds, and for that, we are eternally grateful. She deserves all the steaks in the world.”
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