The Great Freeway Phone Caper…

It was a sunny Saturday, and I was cruising down the freeway with my wife. Music was blasting, and everything felt perfect—until it didn’t. Suddenly, I remembered I needed to check something on my phone.

“Why are you pulling over?” my wife asked, confused.

“Hand me my phone!” I replied, my voice filled with urgency.

“We’re on the freeway!” she exclaimed, wide-eyed.

“Hand. Me. My. PHONE!” I insisted, feeling a sense of impending doom if I didn’t check it immediately.

She glanced at the cars whizzing by and sighed. “Okay, but this is a terrible idea!”

As I pulled over to the shoulder, I fumbled for my phone, ready to check my social media updates. But just then, a squirrel dashed across the road, causing a car to swerve wildly.

“See? This is exactly why we don’t pull over on the freeway!” my wife said, shaking her head.

I finally got my phone in hand and turned to her with a sheepish grin. “You know, I didn’t even remember what I needed to check. I just wanted an excuse to stop and grab a snack!”

She rolled her eyes. “You mean to tell me we could’ve just waited until the next exit for a snack?”

“Yep!” I chuckled. “But at least we have a good story now, right?”

Moral of the Story: Sometimes, it’s better to be patient and think things through before making a rash decision. And never underestimate the power of a good snack break—just make sure it’s safe!

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Kathy Griffin has taken to sociaI media to encourage ticket sales for her upcoming comedy tour. Griffin, who has navigated a tumultuous few years marked by controversy, health challenges, and now a divorce, is looking to her fans to help her find solace on the stage.

The comedian posted a video on her social media channels, detaiIing her current struggles. I had another voice surgery two days ago. So, my voice is sounding better I think and yet, I have CO VID and I’m heartbroken because I’m getting divorced, Griffin shared.

It’s all about the tour, man. Just freaking get me to opening night in Des Moines. And Omaha is not selling well.

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